Aries
Another victim of an impatient fire sign!

Taurus
Next level enthusiasm for food.

Cancer
Cancers always have an upset stomach!

Gemini
Geminis are greedy in their early years. #shade

Leo
Accurate.

Virgo
Virgos always have some unnecessarily weird origin story.

Libra
Libras have experienced casual inconveniences from day one.

Scorpio
Really annoyed to be talked to like a child. Can’t wait until I evolve into my adult form.

Sagittarius
Attention-seeker, confidence regardless of skill… infinite energy, thee Sag.

Capricorn
The hustle begins early. But the swag was a birth right.

Aquarius
Aquarius kids just smile and wanna sleep. #RinseandRepeat

Pisces
Pisces understand animals best when they’re young.



































